(Forbes Magazine Volume 187 Number 10, 2011, CHUBB ad page 33.)
Oh, excuse me please.
Could you perhaps sink this putt elsewhere?
Look around you, look at the mockery of nature.
This green lush grass, the water fountain, the trimly cut trees, all of this is fake!
Look at yourself, as you squat there.
You look onward to a false hope.
You couldn't be here, in this space, without machinery and gasoline.
So I doubt, you could ever get that ball in that hole.
So go on! You practice, as you play. But also you practice as you live.
But you live full of filth and disgust.
Thank you, for destroying my native habitat.
Everyday you waste natural resources.
Everyday you waste water. You are the reason we have drought.
And everyday you use chemical fertilizers.
So, no wonder, why I am mad!
If you want to make this putt, you will need to change your life and that is a fact.
Plant grasses.
Plant flowers.
Plant trees.
And soon enough, bees and other insects will slowly come back.
After that the animals will soon arrive, and the forest will become alive.
While you may always have trouble getting a ball in a hole, you will sink the putt of life and restore harmony to others including yourself.
*And that was that, and the habitat was restored and while there wasn't any golf in the world, everyone lived happily*
Could you perhaps sink this putt elsewhere?
Look around you, look at the mockery of nature.
This green lush grass, the water fountain, the trimly cut trees, all of this is fake!
Look at yourself, as you squat there.
You look onward to a false hope.
You couldn't be here, in this space, without machinery and gasoline.
So I doubt, you could ever get that ball in that hole.
So go on! You practice, as you play. But also you practice as you live.
But you live full of filth and disgust.
Thank you, for destroying my native habitat.
Everyday you waste natural resources.
Everyday you waste water. You are the reason we have drought.
And everyday you use chemical fertilizers.
So, no wonder, why I am mad!
If you want to make this putt, you will need to change your life and that is a fact.
Plant grasses.
Plant flowers.
Plant trees.
And soon enough, bees and other insects will slowly come back.
After that the animals will soon arrive, and the forest will become alive.
While you may always have trouble getting a ball in a hole, you will sink the putt of life and restore harmony to others including yourself.
*And that was that, and the habitat was restored and while there wasn't any golf in the world, everyone lived happily*
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